Chuck Norris Facts!!!

I've been spending some time lately reading some very fun Chuck Norris Facts and I decided to put some of my favorites here...

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.

If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

One time in an airport a guy accidentally called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.

Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.

If you want to read more go the the Chuck Norris Facts website...
http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck

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