A newlywed tale!!!

So here is a funny story of something that happened to me over the past weekend.

Saturday morning, my wife and I were in the midst of fulfilling our reproductive duties (there is really no good way to be politically correct!!! hehe) As we came to completion of our saturday morning ritual, I overheared some footsteps on our deck! I quickly threw on some sweatpants and a T-Shirt and proceeded to the door. Who do I find? Our little Jehovah's Witness friend had returned to see us and brought along another young lady, also a JW...

Well, dammit, I didn't want to engage in any kind of spiritual conversation at that time and neither did my wife so I had to find a quick and easy way to get them to leave. My mind was flying with ideas as I answered the door. They said hello and immediately asked me if my wife was home (I believe she is their main target.) I proceeded to tell them I had driven her to work earlier that morning (explaining why her car was in the driveway) and I had to go and get her in about an hour to then join some friends for the afternoon. I bid them farewell and they happily left as I went back into my home to brew a pot of coffee.

My wife, no longer hearing voices, crept up to the kitchen to make sure the coast was clear. When she realized we were alone, she simply said "And who are you sleeping with if I'm at work?" A small detail that is of importance is that our bedroom window was open and is a mere 10 feet away from our deck and main entrance to our home. Oh dear! The possibility that the two girls might have heard me in mid-coitus with a woman (andI told them my wife was at work) had never even crossed my mind before that point!!!

So my wife and I laughed about the whole thing, creating possible scenario's about how the little good willed JW's would come to announce the devastating news that me, her husband, was having an affair while she was at work! What a terrible man I am!

Haha,
SkEEtEr