Friday, March 31, 2006

Chuck Norris Facts!!!

I've been spending some time lately reading some very fun Chuck Norris Facts and I decided to put some of my favorites here...

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Chuck Norris once visited the
Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

C
huck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.

If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

W
hen Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

O
ne time in an airport a guy accidentally called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.

Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.


If you want to read more go the the Chuck Norris Facts website...
http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck

-SkEEtEr-

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Spring is in the air...

What a beautiful morning it is here in northern Alberta. A nice crisp 4 degrees with nothing but sunshine up above. Nothing compares to the cool clean air of the prairies...well ok...the cool clean air of the mountains is pretty damn nice too!!!

What a month March has been. Busy on all aspects. We finally got Pichou fixed so there will be no more litter's of puppies from her. I am quite happy about that. I really love puppies but we don't want any more and I there are so many dogs that are running around stray or are looking for good homes that I don't think we need to be adding in some more weird little mixed breeds...although the puppies were incredibly cute. The cutest one was unfortunetaly run over - the owners told us so when they called to see if we had any more. Even if we did, I wouldn't have given another puppy to people who can't even train their dog to stay home...

On another topic, my wife and I both promoted in Taekwondo this past weekend. She achieved her green stripe and I reached my red belt. So if I keep training hard, I will be at a black belt level by christmas. What I find interesting is that the kukkiwon (the organization that governs WTF Taekwondo (maybe even ITF)) labels black belts as advanced begginners!!! My goal would be to get my 5th degree black belt someday...the rank of master instructor...

Oh - how could I forget this...we bought ourselves a big screen TV also this month. I've been wanting one for the longest time and I've been squirling money away for over a year now. Whatever I was able to put away per month...usually 100-200 per month. So we bought ourselves a 42" Panasonic Plasma TV to go with my Nuance Surround Sound Stereo...it was almost difficult to spend that money though...a big TV is a real luxury. But, as a couple, my wife and I decided that we need to prioritize our money. Put some money away for retirement, some money away for rainy day things and some money away for our dreams...and one of my dreams was a big TV.

I decided woth the plasma screen after much debate and shopping from store to store have a good look at each TV and finding the one that I like the most. Finally, the Panasonic I saw had great resolution and nice color and the price was just about right. So we bought it.

Anywho, we watched King Kong last night and it was quite a show....very happy with my TV right now...

-SkEEtEr-

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Most digusting urinal in Alberta

This may be a little presumptuous but I believe that the most disgusting urinal in all of Alberta can be found at the Whitecourt Tim Horton's. It is a freaking mess and constantly smells like piss. It would definetaly rival the toilets at the CN tower in Toronto.

I just can't get over it. It's a very busy and seems to be profitable location but they still cannot afford to have someone regularly clean the washrooms. I know it's a dirty job but it's pretty disgusting to have a leak and see the urinal rim caked with dry skin and pubic hair. I have resolved to pee on the outside wall of that Tim Horton's from now on.

Furthermore, what the F$#K is wrong with people who shit all over public toilets and spead the crap all over the walls and then stuff the toilet with foreign substances like ketchup and toilet paper. Really digusting...and it really pisses me off. I have a very difficult time respecting people who deface bathrooms and toilets...may they rot in hell's shitter.

-SkEEtEr-